Alright, I've hooked up the mainline energy stream directly into the data banks of your machine. I couldn't plug the entirety of the TARDIS' power into your machine though, as it would burn it up. Therefore, I had to put a suppressor on the TARDIS' main source flood line, and *cough*slightlyrewireyourmachinetomakeitcompatible*cough*. Quite clever, this machine. I should like to talk further with this witty man. Now the only thing that remains is to pull the wibbly lever to set everything in motion. It has to be pulled while the machine is running. And that means I will be the one inside pulling it. Pass me my fez, would you? *places the fez on his head, steps inside the TARDIS and closes the door. He stares at the lever for a moment, then determination spreads over his face and he pulls the lever with both hands.Immediately the wind picks up, whipping red dust all around him, filling every corner of his vision. As it reaches the climax of it's speed, narrowing closer and closer around the Doctor, it explodes in every direction, floating towards the ground just as quickly as it began. Coughing, he looks up from where he's collapsed on a field of red grass, and is just barely able to make out a figure moving closer through the dust still hanging in the air.* "Hello Sweetie".
*The Doctor climbs to his feet and studies the surrounding landscape before turning to the figure* "So this is the Room of Consequences. Hello.. Riversong."