The Ultimate Battle

Team 1: Ice Surge --~--~--~--VS--~--~--~-- Team 2: Summoned Monkeys

Let the chaos ensue.

RULES:

If someone writes that something happens, it must happen and you have to get out of it reasonably.

CORRECT:

GUY 1: *I shoot guy 2 with an ice rod, freezing him.*
GUY 2: *I use my iPhone to heat up the ice and thaw it. I break free.*

INCORRECT:

GUY 1: *I shoot guy 2 with an ice rod, freezing him.*
GUY 2: *I jump out of the way.*
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~~~Ryan Matlock: Youtuber, producer of the World Famous Odyssey podcast, writing assistant to Brock Eastman, and SUPER AIO fan.
I'll have team one. Ice Surge. Team two pick your name and we'll begin.
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#The Truth
Frozen: It rules!
Emily: ERK thinks she rules, but the KRE knows the Truth.
Baby Animals: They are adorable!
Me: I chase turkeys with lawn chairs.
Team Two. Summoned Monkeys. Alright!
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SURRENDER YOUR COOKIES OR DIE!!
I am on the SS as, well, shnoodlec. :)
As always must happen, there is that one third group that annoys everyone. I hereby create that group, known as the PunNinjas. You never see us coming, and then we strike with our pun-ishment.

*Ryan is currently on his own, waiting to decide which group to join. Until then, nobody is sure where he is, but they CAN hear him....*
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~~~Ryan Matlock: Youtuber, producer of the World Famous Odyssey podcast, writing assistant to Brock Eastman, and SUPER AIO fan.
*groans* Ryan...! Get. rid. of. the. puns. no. matter. what!
*Lark uses her Jedi powers that she also had in the last game to sense where Ryan is, then proceeds to clobber him*
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Join me Larkspur! We'll get rid of puns once and for all!
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#The Truth
Frozen: It rules!
Emily: ERK thinks she rules, but the KRE knows the Truth.
Baby Animals: They are adorable!
Me: I chase turkeys with lawn chairs.
The force is weak with this one. That was my invisible seal, which you just clobbered! YOU ARE A TERRIBLE PERSON LARKSPUR!

*Invisible Ryan puts signs everywhere saying, "Join team Puns. We don't clobber seals."*
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~~~Ryan Matlock: Youtuber, producer of the World Famous Odyssey podcast, writing assistant to Brock Eastman, and SUPER AIO fan.
*Proceeds to summon icy wind that blows away invisible signs.*
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#The Truth
Frozen: It rules!
Emily: ERK thinks she rules, but the KRE knows the Truth.
Baby Animals: They are adorable!
Me: I chase turkeys with lawn chairs.
*Joins Summoned Monkeys*
Lightning and ice don't mix...
*Shocks Sammy to disrupt her*
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Let's go Summoned Monkeys!

*Joins Summoned Monkeys sub-class "PunNinjas".*
"You hit the nail on the proverbial head."
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*Falls down in shock* *Struggles to stand* *slips on ice* *busts her lip* *gets up in rage* *glows brightly* *shoots Blitz with all her power* *freezes lightning in place* *runs from monkeys* *shoots them and kills them off one by one* *summons wind to take metal out of the ground and freezes it in the shape of a castle* *takes care of something*

I bet you wanna know what I taking care of.
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#The Truth
Frozen: It rules!
Emily: ERK thinks she rules, but the KRE knows the Truth.
Baby Animals: They are adorable!
Me: I chase turkeys with lawn chairs.
My seal?
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~~~Ryan Matlock: Youtuber, producer of the World Famous Odyssey podcast, writing assistant to Brock Eastman, and SUPER AIO fan.
No. You have to shoot it to find out. ;)
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#The Truth
Frozen: It rules!
Emily: ERK thinks she rules, but the KRE knows the Truth.
Baby Animals: They are adorable!
Me: I chase turkeys with lawn chairs.
DON'T SHOOT IT!
"You hit the nail on the proverbial head."
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Agreed. Don't shoot it. Really do not shoot it!
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#The Truth
Frozen: It rules!
Emily: ERK thinks she rules, but the KRE knows the Truth.
Baby Animals: They are adorable!
Me: I chase turkeys with lawn chairs.
I think I'm good. *Ryan doesn't shoot the thing Sam obviously wants him to shoot*

*Ryan continues with his nefarious plans*
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~~~Ryan Matlock: Youtuber, producer of the World Famous Odyssey podcast, writing assistant to Brock Eastman, and SUPER AIO fan.
Forget it. PM. me if you want to know what it was.
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#The Truth
Frozen: It rules!
Emily: ERK thinks she rules, but the KRE knows the Truth.
Baby Animals: They are adorable!
Me: I chase turkeys with lawn chairs.
LOL, such a fail. More proof of the Power of the Puns
"You hit the nail on the proverbial head."
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You haven't used any puns yet Gaberk.
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#The Truth
Frozen: It rules!
Emily: ERK thinks she rules, but the KRE knows the Truth.
Baby Animals: They are adorable!
Me: I chase turkeys with lawn chairs.
I know, give them time to start circulating!
"You hit the nail on the proverbial head."
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