The Campbell County Courtroom

"Ok, Blitz. I know this was very traumatic for you, but I want you to do your best to depict to the jury he events that took place the day you were stared at. Please spare no details. "
"Okay, I got online at the town of Odyssey chat and said hello to everyone as usual. Audrey kept staring at me. I asked her what was wrong and yet she stared."
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"And did Audrey give you an answer to your question?"
"Nope."
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*Ryan writes down notes, and thinks about how this questioning has been going on for half a week....*
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~~~Ryan Matlock: Youtuber, producer of the World Famous Odyssey podcast, writing assistant to Brock Eastman, and SUPER AIO fan.
"I believe that is all that needs to be said your honor. I have no further questions."
Ryan, would you like to interrogate the witness?
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Yes your honor.

Now, Blitz. What were you wearing the date in which you claim Audrey stared at you?
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~~~Ryan Matlock: Youtuber, producer of the World Famous Odyssey podcast, writing assistant to Brock Eastman, and SUPER AIO fan.
I am lightning for goodness sakes in the chat. Think what would happen to clothing.
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"Objection! Your honor what my client was wearing is absolutely irrelevant. "
Your honor, this is important to a particular aspect of my client's defense, however Blitz gave an adequate answer before his lawyer interjected, so I will continue with my questioning.

Blitz, how do you know that my client was staring at you?
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~~~Ryan Matlock: Youtuber, producer of the World Famous Odyssey podcast, writing assistant to Brock Eastman, and SUPER AIO fan.
Quick question.... Didn't Blitz just say he was *ahem* cloth-less?
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*glares at Narnia.* Does your cloud or you lightning need clothing?
Because, I quote from the chat.
Audrey: /me stares at Blitz.
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Alright Blitz. Now, could you describe your relationship with Audrey before the incident?
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~~~Ryan Matlock: Youtuber, producer of the World Famous Odyssey podcast, writing assistant to Brock Eastman, and SUPER AIO fan.
An acquaintance. I say hi; she says hi, and we go our ways.
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Thank you. Blitz, this was the Town of Odyssey chat, correct?
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~~~Ryan Matlock: Youtuber, producer of the World Famous Odyssey podcast, writing assistant to Brock Eastman, and SUPER AIO fan.
Correct.
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No more questions at this time, your Honor.
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~~~Ryan Matlock: Youtuber, producer of the World Famous Odyssey podcast, writing assistant to Brock Eastman, and SUPER AIO fan.
Jason, do you have any more witnesses?
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*Jasons face hits the table and he wakes up.

"It was a whale I promise you!" .... "No your honer, I have no further witnesses."
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